| I am an Old Aged Pensioner in New Zealand with delusions of immortal failure and a cynical view of life. I have a mole under my left arm, and a wife who hates pizza and tripe. I hope to die painlessly one day without warning, and with a minimum of leakage. |
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Warning: May cause you to piss your pants [link]
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Warning: May cause you to piss your pants [link]
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~"Honesty consists of the unwillingness to lie to others; maturity, which is equally hard to attain, consists of the unwillingness to lie to oneself."~
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